Anyone Know Why the Cozmo Pump is Discontinued?
Has anyone heard about why they've discontinued the Cozmo?
This morning I was awakened to three little munchkins jib jabbering about the leprechaun coming.
"Let’s see if the Leprechaun came."
"The Leprechaun came!!! WOOHOOOOO!!"
"He left us chocolates!"
"The Leprechaun took the money!"
Background story:
Yesterday, Jacob told me that he and his class built a leprechaun trap to leave in class and that maybe he’d leave them gold coins and candy. He was mostly hoping that the trap would capture the leprechaun himself. He’s been working on earning a pet and a leprechaun would be the best pet ever!!
But Jakey got greedy and wanted to build a trap at home too. I didn’t think of the ramifications at the time.
Later that night while I was cooking dinner, he and Jessica constructed a trap made of a cardboard box and some green cellophane wrapping paper.
"Leprechauns LOVE green!"
They wrapped the box inside and out using a whole damned bottle of Elmer’s glue!
Then they set the trap by propping the box up with a green notebook and a gold basketball trophy.
The kids all went to bed and now it was time for the leprechaun to come and trick ‘em!
The leprechaun couldn’t leave candy because there was no junk food to leave. Grrrrrr…..
No Sakajawea coins were laying around. So no gold leave. Grrrr……
ROCKS! Leprechaun will leave them rocks as a trick for trying to trap him.
But all the mangy rocks in the house that were collected by the kids were tossed out. Grrrrr…..
Aha! Chocolates!
So I asked Jeff where he hid my chocolates that he bought me for my birthday and that are offlimits because of all the working out I'm doing. He said they were on his shelf in the closet.
"You’re kidding me! I looked for them there one day and never found them." Grrrr……
He said they were hidden in a shoebox on his shelf.
I got them down and put a few under the box, took the sh*tload of coins the kids left and called it a night.
All day yesterday I was getting calls from the school nurse reporting Brendon’s blood sugar readings and how at one point he looked pale and clammy. I chalked it up to his blood sugar dropping since...well... it was dropping from the last time she checked him. So she treated him with a juice and a snack.
At 3 p.m., she called again saying he never ate his lunch and he was currently laying down in her office and didn’t want to send him home on the bus. He didn’t eat his lunch? Oh, yeah, he’s definitely sick. So I picked him up, got him home, and all he wanted to do was lay down in bed. No fever, blood sugars were good. Maybe he’s catching a cold or something.
Fast forward to 9 p.m. Now mind you, he hadn’t eaten lunch nor did he eat dinner. HIGHLY unusual for this kid, btw.
Back to 9 p.m. He calls out: "MOM!!…I JUST THREW UP!!" (oh yeah, call for mom on that one, haha) and Jeff and I run upstairs to witness him in the bathroom, bent over the tub, with a lake of puke on the bathroom floor. He informs us that he threw up in bed too.
Where the hell did he get all this puke from?? He hadn’t eaten anything all day!
Oh, the joys of parenthood!
So Jeff gets a large trash bag, wraps up the comforter and sheets, and just throws the whole thing out.
Meanwhile, I’m stuck sopping up the damn puke in the bathroom.
But, his blood sugar behaved all night, THANKFULLY, and he's home from school today. He's fine, but I'm making him rest anyway.
I'm missing a lunch date today with a friend of mine....a SUSHI lunch date....and a party in NJ this weekend where all of my college girlfriends will be gathered for the first time in years.
Ah well. C'est la vie. Such is the life of a parent.